Poll #1396858 Fetish Poll
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What will be the featuring fetish for my next marker piece?

For lesbian-themed classical styled painting.

Poll #1384922 Pick the girls
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What Species Should they be? (Top two win)

In case you haven't noticed, it's been a little dead here. Why? Easy.

I'm not getting any. Not for a lack of wanting, mind you.

(  PG 13, just a bit TMI )

If you want in on my personal TMI filters, I probably won't add you unless you're watching my tamer daily LJ, It just makes me feel less... stalked and perved over oO.

purpurealuna

If you're here for adult artses, Pleases disregard this announcement.

-L

The dirty doe got a hair brained idea.

I need your fortunes, from cookies. Funny ones, amusing ones, but most importantly, ones that would be sexy or hilarious when coupled with the age old "in bed" addition. This is for a BW lesbian "doodle folio" (Cleaned up, inked BW pictures with light shading) of indeterminate amount, it depends on the number of cookie fortunes obtained. Funny and sexy are the main goals, such as the one pup got:

You will meet new and exciting friends.

Ideally, I do want the actual slips of paper, but if you can't do that, no sweat. Those who do send in actual fortunes get the folio as a thank you.

Dunno who the lucky girls will be, I think probably Gretchen and Abby, or Scala and Nicole. Initially it was going to be Decolor and Lilly, but pup is very blush at having his fursona's likeness sold as print.

(May reply as purpurealuna, I sometimes forget to log back in as ocerotica)

Poll #1296321 Kinky Folio
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What should the theme be for my mini-folio?

Or gimme a suggestion.

Aside from nearly sending Razz a bra, this made my week for giggle factor.

I walked into the ladies' room at a movie theater, dressed in pretty daring 'goth' like wear, complete with kink boots, short clingy skirt and corset. I wash my hands, and this lady is just sort of staring at me, I shoot her a look over my ever present shades, and she snaps out of it and looks up.

"Are you a...?"
There are three very possible ends to this, and if the next word was "hooker" It would have gotten her smacked and "Goth" would have just warranted a shrug, despite me having no make up on.
"A... what?"
"Are you a Dominatrix?" She immediately started apologizing, and I smirk. It was actually really, really creepy that she guessed that, now that I think of it... must be da shoes.
"You bet, Hon." Not quite pro yet, but I have started admitting to the title seeing as I will end up one.
"Hold on two seconds!"
She just looked so giddy and texted her boyfriend. I asked what it was about and she just grinned,
" I told him I'm alone in the restroom with a F***in Dominatrix! That should "tent" him all night!"

We both laughed and I skittered back to not miss my movie...

I are amused.
-L

Just a little sexy FYI, but coconut oil is phenomenal as lube.

(  Praising the coconut, not very explicit )

Sillymeme!

Get Your Sexy Name

... Because I'm bored.

(  Adult content, like the rest of this place. )